Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Roller Coster Pictures!

Roller Coasters were discovered by the Native American Indians in 1734 which is ironic because 43 years later the United States of America became an independent nation! Where i live we only have one roller coaster and the bullies always ride it so when i got a chance to snag some pictures of people doing silly things on roller coasters i tinkled my over-alls
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This lovely couple is no longer married because the guy cheated on her...not because he puked on her. In all honesty this achievement of timing the puke with the picture should be celebrated more than receiving a bachelors in Sociology and Modern European Studies...our society has to get its shit straight


I know i would love it if jesus would be give me a heads up before he starts sending me holy messages. God knows i wouldn't want to be on a coaster when jesus is broadcasting images of the holocaust, apocalypse, and a Jonas Brothers concert all at once...who am i kidding i love the joe bro's


Declaring yourself the Birdman is a huge step for anyone. Doing it on a roller coaster is a bad idea, who would be able to hear your declaration that you have completed your transformation from man into bird. I would do it in a university library!


Phillip Morris sponsors this ride...its called flavor country! and at the end you die of ass cancer, i know im surprised as well, i thought you would die from lung cancer!

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