Snacks and Shit

EXAMPLE
#366

"All black Maybach, I'm sitting in the asshole."
- Lil Wayne, Maybach Music 2 by Rick Ross

This is a really bad description of sitting in a car. And when I say bad, I mean terrible. In fact, there's really only one way to say you're sitting in a car, and it's not "I'm sitting in the asshole."

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#340

"In about three years, holler at me Miley Cyrus."
- Mack Maine, Every Girl by Lil Wayne

Uhhh... recruiting underage chicks to fuck when they turn of age is so creepy.

Filed under: Worst babysitter

EXAMPLE
#401

Take a look in the mirror say 'What's up?'"
- Soulja Boy Tell Em, Turn My Swag On

Looking in the mirror and saying "What's up?" to yourself...

I'm pretty sure that's the most depressing, loneliest thing you can do as a human being.

Can you imagine walking by, seeing yourself, and then saying, "Hey dude."

Filed under: So lonely / no friends

EXAMPLE
#11

"I be the body-dropper, the heartbeat-stopper, child-educator plus head-amputator."
- GZA, Liquid Swords

First of all, TOO MANY JOBS. Second, three of these jobs are the same job. Lastly, I'm 100% positive you can't be a child-educator plus head-amputator. You can only be one of those at a time.

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